Dear neighbours: sorry for party rockin

 Dear neighbours: Sorry for party rockin’

No I am genuinely sorry. The family I live with at my dad’s house, I think may actually be crazy. I live with my dad, brother, step mom, step brother and step sister. I think my neighbours must think we own a mental house or something. Something is always going down at my dad’s house. My parents are the care takers and im just the chauffeur for the crazy kids. Also, when you mix their friends into the situation everything just goes down hill. My ‘family’ has done a lot of stupid things… but ill only name a few.

-          My step brother had a sleepover, and himself and his friends made a bet over a basketball game. The loser would have to run around the entire neighbourhood in their underwear. 4 out of 5 of them lost. That led to 4 teenage boys running around the neighbourhood in their underwear. Did I mention it was winter?

-          My step sister also had a sleepover, and they decided it would be fun to chase random boys down the street. Shouting “HEY BABE” really loud. Yup

-          In the winter they don’t generally like going outside to take the recycling out. Solution: just throw it outside and will pick it up in the spring, resulting in garbage, everywhere.

-          Our neighbours are huge environmentalists, so they had this really, and I mean REALLY huge patch of grass that was taller than I was. One day my step mother decided that she would share what she thought about it. Not to the neighbours though. She just said really loud “I HATE THAT DANG GRASS. WHY DON’T THEY JUST CUT IT DOWN?!’ the next day… bye bye grass.

-          Another time my dad and stepbrother had another bet… shocking I know, and I don’t recall what the bet was, all I know was that my step brother, who lost had to run around the house, completely naked. And he did it, so glad I wasn’t there. I am genuinely sorry neighbours.

-          We have a pool, so in the summer we like to go swimming. I will be completely honest with you; I am guilty of this one. We decided it would be fun to go swimming at 2 in the morning to kick of summer vacation. Sure it was fun, probably annoying for others.

-          My parents also like to throw the occasional party. Need I say more?

So that’s only a few of the things that go down in my house… and I think that’s why our neighbours hate us, no they’ve never told us that, but its kind of obvious. My family always ask me why I stay in my room, but if you were in my situation would you do any different? No, didn’t think so.